Beach Braai Gone Wrong
“Duncan! Over here!” It is Grandpa. “I need you to dig holes under the back wheels!”
“Okayyy….” I sigh, already tired. As I throw shovelful after shovelful of warm sand over my shoulder, I wonder if I am making any difference. Grandpa and June went to go ask some people if they have a cell phone. That’s Grandpa for you: always prepared.
“Okay, we have the beer, the umbrella the chairs, the braai, the wors, the coolies, more beer…” as we left. But no cell phone! We’ll be just fine pushing the bakkie out of the beach when it stalls. Finally. I have a deep hole dug underneath each back wheel. And now, the moment of truth: the back wheels start turning…
“Goddammit!” The back wheels spin, but we only move two or three inches. It is getting hotter; the kids are whining.
“I wanna go back!”
“Its hot! I gotta pee!” Come the whines from in the shade.
“Arnold is on his way!” a guttural cheer from Grandpa.
“Who’s Arnold?” I question.
“A friend of mine who-”
“Ooohh,” the universal reply. Grandpa knows everyone in the twin towns of Gansbaai and De Kelders. And I mean almost everyone. He can always call someone up (providing he has a phone) and get a favor: a free beer, a shark dive, and now, just what we need! A tow truck!
Right on cue, amid a clud of dirt and sand, comes the lumbering tow truck with its shiny winch, gleaming in the afternoon summer sun.
“Norman!” a yell from the truck, and of course Grandpa replies with,
“Pardon me,” He is a little hard of hearing. “Say again?
As the big truck hooks up to our flat green little Land Rover pickup, we all cheer. But here comes the bad news: we have to push. Luckily, they only need three. Being one of the less fit males present, I am exempt. Matthew, Alastair, and Dad have to push the small but heavy truck out of the sand. Rumbling and sputtering, the tow truck heaves and pulls as the three pushers exert with all their might to move the bakkie. With a great sput of power, It is pulled from it’s resting place and onto the rocks off the beach.
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